Convo from tonight's opening

Brian: Katie, I found a button in my car that fell off of your camera bag
Me [not surprised]: Oh?
Brian: Yeah it says "Bitch"
Me: Wha..? Why would that make you think it was mine!?
Brian: It has to be yours! You're the only one that rode in my car that it could belong to!
Me: Why would I have a button that says bitch!~?
Terry: Was bitch in green letters?
Brian [embarrassed]: ...yes...
Terry: Totally mine!
2 years ago